9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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