I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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