my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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