I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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