she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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