I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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