So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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