Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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