Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
this just has baby written all over it
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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