but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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