Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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