What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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