he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
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