Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
vagina is talking i cant
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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