3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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