it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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