dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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