Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
He did a backflip because drugs
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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