apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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