That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Will you blow on my dice?
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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