Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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