We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
wow bdsm is so cute
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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