that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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