Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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