yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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