Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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