I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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