You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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