Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
she told me i tasted like america
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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