People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Randomize
