o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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