Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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