I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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