erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
