We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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