she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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