therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Its about making memories worth repressing
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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