new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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