No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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