the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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