when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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