he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Do vagina's smell?
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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