I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize