Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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