Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
A bitchslap is in order.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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