i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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