just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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