Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
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