Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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