There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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