So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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