I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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